When SM's poo, and other amazing 40K mysteries

[TalonZahn]

Sorry to leave you hanging.....

Had to actually work for a bit.

Flesh Tearers - I'll leave it to your imagination
Alpha Legion - Sneak in, go, convince someone else they did it
Iron Warriors - It involves chains and trenches
Lamenters - Go, repent, CRUSADE!
Iron Hands - Mechanized, works like an Air Lock in deep space
Luna Wolves - Go, then get mad no one else thinks it's special, turn to Chaos
Word Bearers - Go, build a Temple around it, demand worship
Death Guard - It's white, has lots of flies
Emperor's Children - Involves lots of noise, when done, Guitar Solo!
Thousand Sons - Close one eye, devine the problem, produce sand
World Eaters - Two words: Chain Axe
Night Lords - Under cover of dark in the precise spot
Legion of the Damned - It just appears, catches on fire

Did I forget anyone?

[Vorlon]

There is a Rainbow Warrior joke some where in the dark depraved recesses of my mind but Ill leave it up to you.

[sketchesofpayne]

I could've sworn they ate danger and shat bullets...

[AsgeirArnald]

I would have to say that I can see where the Blood Angels "Black Rage," comes from! They hold it in for so long that they go into a rage.

But then wouldn't it be the brown rage?

I just couldn't help myself...

[imperialsavant]

I think it depends on which Chapter the SM belongs to.

SW - probably drops it by a tree and then tries to bury it
BA - Everyone knows they are above going, so they just never do
UM - Just like everyone else does, by the Codex
Sallies - Probably in some sort of drum that is then lit on fire or collected and used as fuel FOR a fire
Ravenguard - Quickly and quietly where no one can see them
DA - Hidden somewhere in shame under a cloak
IF - Long and drawn out, like a siege. Lots of pain and crying are involved
CF - With lots of explosive force
BT - They poo and then try to find the heretic that made them do it, CRUSADE!
White Scars - Off the back of a moving vehicle
GK - They poo and then banish it because they know its' "True Name"

On and on it goes.....

I have too much free time at work today.

Very Clever!

Now we have covered the "poo" or I hope so!

What do Space Marines Eat?? Standard IG Rations or some much more tasty fare? Perhaps those suits have an automatic feeding system?

We know Space Wolves like a good old "bash" when back at the Keep with much feasting & drinking.
(always reminds me of Star Trek latter day Klingons for some reason?)

What do you all think?

[imperialsavant]

You know I might just have solved about half of the mystery.
Do any of you remember the TSOLR Cartoon when Frep pulled the handle on the S**t container in the Land Raider & covered everyone behind it in the nasty stuff.
Perhaps they have Ceramite loos in Land Raiders but then what happens when they dont have one handy?

[therealjohnny5]

they eat weakness for breakfast and pain for lunch...dinner? Gently sauteed wild bay scallops with a white wine ginger sauce served on a bed of freshly cut mixed greens and a side of au gratin potatoes. what else?

[imperialsavant]

they eat weakness for breakfast and pain for lunch...dinner? Gently sauteed wild bay scallops with a white wine ginger sauce served on a bed of freshly cut mixed greens and a side of au gratin potatoes. what else?

No wonder Everybody in the 41st Millenium wants to be a Space Marine & NOT a IG Grunt!

[therealjohnny5]

yeah, it's totally their fare. has nothing to do with that whole "super human, warriors of the god-emperor, saviors of the universe thing." that was soooo 35th millennium.

[Grotzooka]

Sorry to leave you hanging.....

Had to actually work for a bit.

Flesh Tearers - I'll leave it to your imagination
Alpha Legion - Sneak in, go, convince someone else they did it
Iron Warriors - It involves chains and trenches
Lamenters - Go, repent, CRUSADE!
Iron Hands - Mechanized, works like an Air Lock in deep space
Luna Wolves - Go, then get mad no one else thinks it's special, turn to Chaos
Word Bearers - Go, build a Temple around it, demand worship
Death Guard - It's white, has lots of flies
Emperor's Children - Involves lots of noise, when done, Guitar Solo!
Thousand Sons - Close one eye, devine the problem, produce sand
World Eaters - Two words: Chain Axe
Night Lords - Under cover of dark in the precise spot
Legion of the Damned - It just appears, catches on fire

Did I forget anyone?

This is win in a box. And any seriousness this thread may have once had is long gone...