"In the moment" gaming bloopers

[Lord Azaghul]

I started out playing fantasty, and with any game lively discusion are often forthcoming, and as always we were discussing the newer army book and the trouble it was cause, people where spouting of random spells and interations from the main rule book that the new army good could use. We were drawn to the iniative check that the ‘pit of shades’ would force…I had one of the those, ‘trying-to-say-too-much’ at one time moments and I cross my words, thus forever and accidently renaming the spell as the “sh*t of pades”

[Subject Keyword]

I once went out of my mind when some f*cker decided he would use "gay" to describe every negative thing in a battle.

"Those dice roles were so gay!"
"Stop being so gay you stupid Librarian!"
"What, are you gay or something?"
"Eldar are so gay."
"Dark Eldar are so gay."
"What? 10 misses! That's so gay!"
"I wish you would stop being so gay."
"WTF! Gay!"
"I can't believe you won that combat! That's so gay!"
"Why are you coming towards me with that metal Ogre Tyrant? What are you...? Get your hands off of me!!! What are you going to... AAAAAAAAUUUUUUGGGGGGHHHHHH!!! MY EYE! OH GOD IT HURTS! THERE'S A TYRANT IN MY EYE SOCKET! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!! THE PAIN!!! I CAN FEEL EVERYTHING!!!! AAAAAAAUUUUUGGGGGHHHHH!!!!! Loosing... Too much... Blood... Light... Fading... BLLLLLEEEEERRrrrrggggggg... *pluh*."

I'm a very patient, tolerant person.
Everyone can reach a limit with a$$holism.

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I once went out of my mind when some f*cker decided he would use "gay" to describe every negative thing in a battle.

"Those dice roles were so gay!"
"Stop being so gay you stupid Librarian!"
"What, are you gay or something?"
"Eldar are so gay."
"Dark Eldar are so gay."
"What? 10 misses! That's so gay!"
"I wish you would stop being so gay."
"WTF! Gay!"
"I can't believe you won that combat! That's so gay!"
"Why are you coming towards me with that metal Ogre Tyrant? What are you...? Get your hands off of me!!! What are you going to... AAAAAAAAUUUUUUGGGGGGHHHHHH!!! MY EYE! OH GOD IT HURTS! THERE'S A TYRANT IN MY EYE SOCKET! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!! THE PAIN!!! I CAN FEEL EVERYTHING!!!! AAAAAAAUUUUUGGGGGHHHHH!!!!! Loosing... Too much... Blood... Light... Fading... BLLLLLEEEEERRrrrrggggggg... *pluh*."

I'm a very patient, tolerant person.
Everyone can reach a limit with a$$holism.

LOL I have just one word for that......
....
wait for it.....
wait.......
.........

ghey

On a more serious note.....That was really rude of him....I would have totally had your back, had I been there!

[Mike X]

I once went out of my mind when some f*cker decided he would use "gay" to describe every negative thing in a battle.

"Those dice roles were so gay!"
"Stop being so gay you stupid Librarian!"
"What, are you gay or something?"
"Eldar are so gay."
"Dark Eldar are so gay."
"What? 10 misses! That's so gay!"
"I wish you would stop being so gay."
"WTF! Gay!"
"I can't believe you won that combat! That's so gay!"
"Why are you coming towards me with that metal Ogre Tyrant? What are you...? Get your hands off of me!!! What are you going to... AAAAAAAAUUUUUUGGGGGGHHHHHH!!! MY EYE! OH GOD IT HURTS! THERE'S A TYRANT IN MY EYE SOCKET! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!! THE PAIN!!! I CAN FEEL EVERYTHING!!!! AAAAAAAUUUUUGGGGGHHHHH!!!!! Loosing... Too much... Blood... Light... Fading... BLLLLLEEEEERRrrrrggggggg... *pluh*."

I'm a very patient, tolerant person.
Everyone can reach a limit with a$$holism.

Eh, my friends and I use the word "gay" the same way, even the homosexual ones, but we don't use it that often. I mean, the occasional "gayyyy" or "damn that was gay" occurs, but I'm sure that any word* could become annoying due to constant repetition.

Case in point: "WAAAAGH!!!"

[Duke Rich]

I'm known for having my 'slip of the tongue' moments quite often, but the best one has to be when I renamed Lokhir Fellhart to Lokhir Hellfart, needless to say hilarity ensued

I now can't stop calling him that, so I'm now thankful for my stores Planetstrike tournie bringing most Fantasy games to a halt

[Subject Keyword]

LOL I have just one word for that......
....
wait for it.....
wait.......
.........

ghey

HAHAHAH! Ooh, snap!

Eh, my friends and I use the word "gay" the same way, even the homosexual ones, but we don't use it that often. I mean, the occasional "gayyyy" or "damn that was gay" occurs, but I'm sure that any word* could become annoying due to constant repetition.

Case in point: "WAAAAGH!!!"

Agreed. I don't care about most people's sh*t, but this douche standing across from a pretty obvious lesbian screaming "gay" at every possible moment just... Rubbed me the wrong way.
I enjoyed kicking his a$$. And with Necrons to boot!

[Master Bryss]

This one's more of a painting blooper but...

I am unfortunate enough to have a little sister. I was painting Red Corsairs one day when she came over to the table I was painting at, and for some odd reason decided to put her finger into my pot of paint. Needless to say, she put it in a bit far and it came out covered in paint.

I didn't want to waste paint like that so I simply continued painting, topping up my brush with the paint on her finger until most of it was gone.

And she starts high school next year. I'm concerned...

[BuFFo]

I would have totally had your back, had I been there!

Ironically.... That is gay.