Heaven is a place where the police are British, the mechanics are German, the lovers are French, the cooks are Italian and it's all organized by the Swiss.
Hell is a place where the police are German, the mechanics are French, the lovers are Swiss, the cooks are British and it's all organized by the Italians.
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Thread: The cheer up thread.
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05-07-2016, 10:19 AM #3001First-Captain
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05-07-2016, 11:36 AM #3002Brother-Captain
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Originally Posted by Tyrendian
Sounds about right 👍🏻Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit
Wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad.
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05-07-2016, 12:10 PM #3003Librarian
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I'm curious, why German police in hell? I recognised all the other stereotypes...
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05-07-2016, 12:27 PM #3004Brother-Captain
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I assumed it was about them being somewhat hardline, Germans loving rules and the like.
Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit
Wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad.
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05-07-2016, 12:57 PM #3005Librarian
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Ahhhhh of course! That makes sense
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05-08-2016, 07:56 AM #3006Banned
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05-08-2016, 08:00 AM #3007Chapter-Master
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Pooh is Nyarlathotep!!! Ia Ia
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05-08-2016, 02:54 PM #3008Chapter-Master
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However the process of robo-insemination is far too complex for the human mind!
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05-09-2016, 07:48 AM #3009Autarch-DPhil
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05-09-2016, 10:30 AM #3010Chapter-Master
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Surely that would be "horrific earthquake levels a city and triggers a supervolcano?" :P
Read the above in a Tachikoma voice.
