The cheer up thread.

[Gotthammer]

But but but.....Stephen Fry.

Kinda racist, pretty sexist, definitely transphobic. Thumbs down dislike unsub.

[eldargal]

Yup. Sadly typical of white cis gay men too.

[Gotthammer]

True.

On a more thread relevant topic:

“A house I pass on the way to work has this sculpture in its yard. Its about 8 feet tall.”

“HELLO NEIGHBOR STEVE, I WOULD LIKE TO INVITE YOU TO BARBEQUE ON THE EVE OF THE BLOOD MOON. I FEEL WE GOT OFF TO A BAD START.”

“NEIGHBOR STEVE, DO YOU NOT WISH TO PARTAKE OF THE UNCLEAN FLESH-MEATS OF PIGS AND THE POLLUTED ESSENCES OF TOMATO? PERHAPS YOU ARE A CAROLINA STYLE MAN, NEIGHBOR STEVE?”

“PUT THE GUN AWAY NEIGHBOR STEVE, YOU KNOW I SHALL ONLY RISE AGAIN WITH THE DAWNING OF THE MOON. WE HAVE BEEN THROUGH THIS MANY TIMES.”

“LOOK AT THIS PICTURE MY SON DREW OF YOU AND CHILD TIMMY, YOUR SON. ARE THEY NOT THE PICTURE OF PACT-MATES? THIS COULD BE YOU AND ME, NEIGHBOR STEVE.”

“YOU MISSED THE UNHOLY NEXUS OF POWER THAT IS THE KEY TO MY CORPOREAL FORM, NEIGHBOR STEVE. YOU WILL NEED TO RELOAD NOW, SO I WILL GO INSIDE TO MY HELL-WIFE AND PUT YOU DOWN AS A SOLID ‘MAYBE’.“

[Morgrim]

I like this statue.

[CoffeeGrunt]

I don't think it'd last in our town, but it'd be fun for hallowe'en.

[Tyrendian]

I don't think it'd last in our town, but it'd be fun for hallowe'en.

why? too many sacrificial pyres around it quickly?

[CoffeeGrunt]

why? too many sacrificial pyres around it quickly?

Too many chavs who like smashing things up.

[Psychosplodge]

[Gotthammer]

[Kirsten]

well that is weird and awesome