The cheer up thread.

[Mr Mystery]

I say I say I say.

Why is an Incom T-65 Starfighter like Paul McCartney?

Because they're both X-Wings.


*witty tittering*

[Wolfshade]

Lol, that actually made me laugh at your silly pun. I knew of a guy who drilled a hole in a piece of wood whilst resting it in his lap, didn't end well.

Victory!

[Darren Richardson]

not sure those would cheer me up...

the most commonly used item for female masturbation in America is apparently a candle, so it is not a terrible guess...

And here I thought it was the humble cucumber.....

[Kirsten]

nope, candles don't go off, you can leave them round the house, they come in all manner of shapes and sizes...

[Mr Mystery]

Just parking this here so I can find it easily in future. Many applications!

[Arkhan Land]

nope, candles don't go off, you can leave them round the house, they come in all manner of shapes and sizes...

I remember a situation once where an acquaintance of one of my friends had a near meltdown when people joked about why he kept a Quarto set in a closet immediately adjacent to his bathroom, only to admit he did sometimes use it as a anal-masturbatory aide. my friend who played with him (at his house using his set) on a regular basis immediately stopped playing the game altogether even with other people, a handful of my other friends never let him live it down, still gets joked about some 6-7 years later.

[Psychosplodge]

not sure those would cheer me up...

the most commonly used item for female masturbation in America is apparently a candle, so it is not a terrible guess...

Well it made me lol when I realised it wasn't candles.

Where do you find facts like that? And who is paid to compile them?

[Psychosplodge]

[Kirsten]

Well it made me lol when I realised it wasn't candles.

Where do you find facts like that? And who is paid to compile them?

A miscellany collection.

What is a Quarto arkhan?

[Psychosplodge]

Doesn't Gene Hunt drive one?


lmao at this