Posted before but still hilarious.
Posted before but still hilarious.
Ask not the EldarGal a question, for she will give you three answers, all of which are puns and terrifying to know. Back off man, I'm a feminist. Ia! Ia! Gloppal Snode!
Sounds like the perfect opportunity to start decommissioning the warheads. But that would be silly, wouldn't it?
Read the above in a Tachikoma voice.
However the process of robo-insemination is far too complex for the human mind!
A knee high fence, my one weakness
However the process of robo-insemination is far too complex for the human mind!
A knee high fence, my one weakness
Ask not the EldarGal a question, for she will give you three answers, all of which are puns and terrifying to know. Back off man, I'm a feminist. Ia! Ia! Gloppal Snode!
JUDAS PRIEST singer Rob Halford will join the Japanese teenage girl pop metal band BABYMETAL for their performance at the 2016 Alternative Press Music Awards, set to take place the evening of July 18 at the Schottenstein Center in Columbus, Ohio.
BABYMETAL announced the collaboration in a Twitter post. They wrote: "Metal God and Fox God will join in July. BABYMETAL announces AP Music Awards performance with Rob Halford."
I saw an article on Facebook regarding BM, and the comments were filled with much hate, and much anti-hate. It was a Cracked article saying that Babymetal are sexualised and how creepy it is that they're being followed by, "middle-aged men with BO and bad skin." Most common arguments were:
- They're too commercial!
- How can little girls be metal anyway?
- They're Japanese, everyone knows metal is an American thing!
- It all sounds the same anyway!
Was pretty funny watching people point out that metal hasn't been about railing against commercialism for decades now, as it's all commercialised as hell. Not only that, but listing off all the metal artists that have endorsed them, as well as fans of BM endorsing them, that metal is actually really big in Japan, and Norway/Finland/Scandinavia in general kicks America's backside in the realm of being metal anyway. Plus that their style is pretty varied compared to the samey metal we get these days.
Was pretty heartening to see how many people were posting stuff like, "well my six year old daughter loves Babymetal, so go f*ck yourself."
Read the above in a Tachikoma voice.
Metal?
An American thing?
Priest. Maiden. Slayer. Saxon. Tank. Mötorhead. Black Sabbath. And hundreds of others..... All very much British bands.
And let us not forget. Metal is about rocking out. It's not about posing and poncing about. Babymetal rock hard. That's enough.
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