The cheer up thread.

[Psychosplodge]

Nah. That's pretty tame.

You haven;t roleplayed until you've roleplayed with my luck and daft plans combined....

One highlight?
Half way through negotiations, deliberately bombarding the palace of the regent from space, then contacting his rival, showing what happens not so much when I don't get my own way, but when I get bored.

Beautiful

[Aenir]

Nah. That's pretty tame.

You haven;t roleplayed until you've roleplayed with my luck and daft plans combined....

One highlight? 'Accidentally' flushing the irritating colonist leaders out of my Rogue Traders ship, whilst we were in the warp.

Promising said colonist leaders (that I had rescued mark you) that their concerns would be listened to by my Seneschal, as unfortunately the negotiations with the system I'd found were taking up all my attention. Then naming Gronk, my pet Ogryn as Seneschal.

Spinning a web of bare faced lies about how I repeatedly saved the Ultramarine we picked on the way from certain death on multiple occasions, knowing that my position prevented him from saying otherwise.

Half way through negotiations, deliberately bombarding the palace of the regent from space, then contacting his rival, showing what happens not so much when I don't get my own way, but when I get bored.


Plus various other shenanigans I only got away with because of sheer, blind, dumb, luck.

Our poor GM - he just sort of let me go with it.

Shame about that business with the Titan, the Genestealers, the fatal fall I barely survived, and the aforementioned Ultramarine landing on me which finished the job.....

That's pretty good, The other was awesome just for the complete totality of story wreckage :P

I was part of a party in Rogue Trader (I was a Dark Angel Apothecary who had been found and picked up in space) the Trader himself had a trade discussion go bad when he pulled a hotshot laspistol and shoot off the guy's arms (might I add he was pushing 90+ at the time)

[Wolfshade]

New Slippers:

[Kirsten]

hover slippers?

[lobster-overlord]

Don't show that picture to PETA or they'll come after you for your footstool.

[Psychosplodge]

Are you really old enough to be wearing slippers like that?

[Psychosplodge]

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[CoffeeGrunt]

Jon Joseco is still doing art?

[Psychosplodge]

who?

[Mr Mystery]

Oh, and I forgot the most fun - trying to hide the Xeno Tech in my head from our Mechanicum friend....

How did I get Xeno tech?

Marooned on a planet, just about managing to survive, when I get tonked in the skull. Random Xenos turn up, and I ace my roll (think I rolled a natural 1 on a D100....) and wound up with superduper bionics in my head - which doubled my character's intelligence to around 98 or something daft (hence being able to outthink everyone else).

Only trouble with having proscribed Xenotech in your head when there's a borderline Heretek Mechanicum in your fleet of course, is having proscribed Xenotech in your head when there's a borderline Heretek Mechanicum in your fleet.

But managed to hide it, even when I surrpetitiously plugged myself straight into the ship, and lead us to safety.....

Oh, and there were the various times I impersonated an Inquisitor for a variety of reasons (most often including getting my own way).

Such a fun game!