The cheer up thread.

[Morgrim]

Oh hey, I know that train station. That's one of several plaques in that ilk. There's another one nearby saying it was the first place in the colony to sell coffee.

[Psychosplodge]

Really? That's a real thing and not something someone's spoofed?

[CoffeeGrunt]

It makes sense I guess, planning ahead, but boy would it be awkward if you wasted it on something pretty ignoble. "Site of One Direction's First Concert," or a celebrity wedding springs to mind..

[Mr Mystery]

'Site of One Direction's first pubic hair' more likely.

Bunch of snot nosed kids.

[Gotthammer]

[CoffeeGrunt]

I hope this prophecy becomes true. The Sundering of One Direction shall be a glorious time...

[Mr Mystery]

Perhaps mean-spirited, but I hold out for the day Harry Styles is caught conkers-deep in someone he shouldn't be, with a hyperdermic full of heroin lodged in his forearm.

He's everything rotten in today's society - from his easy fame, over stated talent, treatment of women. He's just a turd.

[Mr Mystery]

But this is the cheer up thread!

[Wildeybeast]

Perhaps mean-spirited, but I hold out for the day Harry Styles is caught conkers-deep in someone he shouldn't be, with a hyperdermic full of heroin lodged in his forearm.

He's everything rotten in today's society - from his easy fame, over stated talent, treatment of women. He's just a turd.

Perhaps a little harsh Mystery. Other than the last one, none of those things are actually his fault. them?

That advice from Joey Fatone had me guffawing out loud. Bloody brilliant.

[Psychosplodge]

The advice is a bit redundant though, cause while I'm not convinced they possess any talent collectively beyond an ability to be autotuned and mince around a stage a bit they've been a lot more successful than n-sync if they're all reckoned to be worth £25m each. I'm sure if they don't act like nobs with it they could probably manage to retire comfortably.