[URL="https://www.facebook.com/Felix-the-Huddersfield-Station-Cat-107081156301541/"]After Five Years of Service, this Kitty Got a Much Deserved Promotion[/URL]
Felix was nine weeks old when she came to Huddersfield Railway Station in West Yorkshire, England to help the humans tackle the rodent problem. Now five years later, with her dedication and hard work, she is no longer just a simple mouse catcher. Felix is now Senior Pest Controller and even has earned her very own visibility jacket and name tag.
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Twelve monkeys, eleven hats. One monkey is sad.
Lol.
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imagine if one day jesus and his disciples were eating bread and wine and sh!t and jesus didn’t even use a fork and peter was just like “dude were you born in a barn”
and jesus just
So, Helga (my rosehair tarantula) likes to stand near her waterdish to tell me "I want water, human-idiot-thing!", so I go to take her water dish out but she decides despite wanting water I'm not allowed to take it so we ended up having a tug of war. She's quite strong too and would not let it go for a full five minutes. Was finally able to get the dish from her and fill it up, and as soon as I put it back in she goes to have a drink right away, then afterwards to stop me from taking it again she decides to sit in the dish.
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I find this hilarious, I am not entirely sure why. it just is.
Twelve monkeys, eleven hats. One monkey is sad.