Top Secret Thread of Secret Awesomeness.

[Horncastle]

I hate it when dreadnoughts get up and walk off on their own.

Sadly he didn't walk off so much as get melted into a lovely pile of slag (along with the rest of my 15 years worth of 40K)

[Wolfshade]

I have cast the runes and have two possibilities.

1. Mystery has gained a promotion and gets official confirmation Friday
2. Mystery is launching his pop career by covering Rachel Black's "Friday"

“Wolfie is an indispensable companion to all those who are keen to make sense of life in an infinitely complex and confusing Universe, for though it cannot hope to be useful or informative on all matters, it does at least make the reassuring claim, that where it is inaccurate it is at least definitively inaccurate. In cases of major discrepancy it's always reality that'
s got it wrong.

This was the gist of the notice. It said "The Wolfie is definitive. Reality is frequently inaccurate."

This has led to some interesting consequences. For instance, when Wolfie was sued by the families of those who had died as a result of taking the entry on the planet Tralal literally (it said "Ravenous Bugblatter Beasts often make a very good meal for visiting tourists: instead of "Ravenous Bugblatter Beasts often make a very good meal of visiting tourists"), they claimed that the first version of the sentence was the more aesthetically pleasing, summoned a qualified poet to testify under oath that beauty was truth, truth beauty and hoped thereby to prove that the guilty party in this case was Life itself for failing to be either beautiful or true. The judges concurred, and in a moving speech held that Life itself was in contempt of court, and duly confiscated it from all those there present before going off to enjoy a pleasant evening's ultragolf.”

[ElectricPaladin]

Sadly he didn't walk off so much as get melted into a lovely pile of slag (along with the rest of my 15 years worth of 40K)

House fire? Ugh. That sucks.

[Horncastle]

House fire? Ugh. That sucks.

Yup.

[Mr Mystery]

Other secret is the name of the winner, you numpties!

[ElectricPaladin]

Other secret is the name of the winner, you numpties!

Ha! That works as well

[Houghten]

Well, that was a letdown. How about we speculate baselessly on some different mysteries?

Who is the milkman? What happened inside that house? What is the purpose of the goggles?

[Mr Mystery]

Well, that was a letdown. How about we speculate baselessly on some different mysteries?

Who is the milkman? What happened inside that house? What is the purpose of the goggles?

Bob Carolgees

World Donkey Bothering Championships

Secret Donkey Bothering Equipment.

[Wolfshade]

"You numpties" hasn't posted in thread so can't be a winner.

[Mr Mystery]

"You numpties" hasn't posted in thread so can't be a winner.

Don't make me take you off the list!