Originally Posted by
Erik Setzer
I think the problem is that they could have been more than "not-completely-terrible." They could have been great.
I love some of the action scenes. Obi-Wan and Qui-Gon were awesome. A lot of the Jedi stuff was good.
If I was able to go back and tweak the movies with Lucas, I'd do this:
- Tone down Jar Jar Binks a LOT. Want to have some comedy? Fine. But don't use slapstick sound effects, don't make it so blatant so often, and don't later try to pretend he's a serious character.
- Get rid of some of the borderline potential racism in some of the alien species.
- Make Padme closer to Anakin in age, because a 9 year old and a 14 year old trying to act like there's chemistry is kind of creepy (made worse by the fact the actors were 9 and 17, respectively). Also don't give Anakin "cute" lines. Want to make him sound like he's wiser than his age? Cool, do that.
- Show Anakin using the Force more as a child, without realizing it. Establish that's what's going on.
- Make midichlorians a life-form that's drawn to the Force, not vice versa. (Also explain how Obi-Wan got a blood sample magically teleported to him from Qui-Gon.)
- Drop some of the corny "romance" and add more of the Jedi. The thing with the Jedi being ridiculously few in number was interesting. Let's hear more of why that is.
- Establish characters better before flinging them in just to die.
- Change Padme's death... She can be heartbroken but survive, so Leia actually gets to see her mother like she says she did in the original trilogy. But Palpatine and Anakin are convinced she's dead, and Palpatine tells Anakin that anti-Empire terrorists are responsible, which then helps explain why Anakin went hardcore pro-Empire and murdery against anyone who goes against the Empire's order and threatens the lives of innocents like Padme.
The story with Anakin becoming Vader is what bothers me the most... Okay, I kind of get going to the Dark Side to learn the power to keep people from dying. Only it doesn't really explain why he's so eager to murder people right off the bat, especially as Palpatine admits he doesn't really know how to keep people alive "yet." But Anakin's built up as so eager to keep Padme from dying that he'll turn his back on everything he believed in and become a vicious murdering monster. And then he ends up killing Padme, and the Emperor tells him, "Oh, yeah, you got so mad you killed your wife." There's no way at that point Anakin just says, "Well, darn, I screwed up the saving her thing that was the whole point of all of this, so I'll keep on being evil." Heck no! It makes no sense.
That's what upsets me about them. They had a lot of potential and could have been great, but instead are merely okay.