El'jonson, El'jonson
6 foot 8 weighs a ****ing ton
unforgiven beware,
traitor legions beware,
he's coming, he's coming, he's coming...
Let me lay it on the line he had two on the vine
dual redundant ventricles, so divine
on a horse made of metal he patrolled the land,
with his primarch's gifts and power sword and his perfect hands
Here comes Jonson, in control
women dug his honor and his gallant stroll
ate opponents brains and invented cocaine
he's coming, he's coming, he's coming
El'Jonson, El'jonson
6 foot 20 ****ing killing for fun
swam, swam the sea of stars
he's coming, he's coming. he's coming
Sue me if I go to fast but other chapters wish that he was their dad
got a heart for his heart and a black carapace
he'll kick you apart
he'll kick you apart, ooooh!
He'll save children but not heretic children
He'll save children but not heretic children
He'll save children but not heretic children
He'll save children but not heretic children
He had a pistol full of plasma, ****ed the **** out of bears
he threw a knife into The Eye
and could kill with a stair
He made love like an aquila falling out of the sky
killed a sensei in a duel and he never said why
El'Jonson, El'jonson
Twelve stories high made of radiation
The present beware
The future beware
He's coming, he's coming, he's coming