BoLS Lounge user

[Kirsten]

some say BoLS user Wolfshade can only blink on a Tuesday

[Kaptain Badrukk]

Rumor has it the BOLS user Eldargal was once seen climbing the Eifel Tower dressed as a giant wellington boot. The dance she did on the pinacle sent 11 benadictine monks into a fit of seal impressions.

[Psychosplodge]

BoLS Lounge user TDA cannot see the colour purple and doesn't believe it exists.

[Mr Mystery]

BoLS Lounge user Kaptin Badrukk gained his title rank following a three year stint as Chief Troll Booter down the old Plastic Crack Mines underneath Nottingham Castle.

[Wolfshade]

BoLS Lounge user Wolfshade has a curious, and as yet unexplained compulsion to add a second occurrence of the letter 't' in any given word. A lifelong affliction, it proved most inconvenient when he Turbot Charged his Ford Capris, leading to fishy smells wherever he does drive.

Bottttom draw Mysterty, tit was a haltibut

some say BoLS user Wolfshade can only blink on a Tuesday

In honour of Tyr...

Some say BOLS user Pschosploge is actually part sock puppet,

[Mr Mystery]

Insocktion.

[Wolfshade]

Some say all BOLS users are Alpharius

[Psychosplodge]

Some say BOLS user Coffeegrunt actually functions on strong tea, and is infact terrified of coffee.

[Gotthammer]

You know that thing where people chase the wheel of cheese down a really steep hill and like everyone's falling over and it's muddy and in like Gloucester or something and I think you win the cheese at the end?

Well BoLS Lounge user Erik Setzer is that cheese.

[Gotthammer]

BoLS Lounge user Psychosplodge once smoked two marijuanas at a party and died. He is buried next to Becky.

BoLS Lounge user Psychosplodge's account is maintained by BoLS Lounge user The Girl to avoid any negative publicity against the BoLS Lounge.

BoLS Lounge user The Girl has never seen MLP, hence why she, as BoLS Lounge user Psychosplodge, always uses the same gifs in the Announcements and Introductions sub-forum.