Hypocrites and Low Skill players claiming to be Fluffy Players and ruining my LGC

[BuFFo]

Just play elsewhere if you can help it.

Start your own club.

[Gnoblar with Pointy Stick]

Just play elsewhere if you can help it.

Start your own club.

This.

[Lykum]

Seeing how I am a manipulative jerk that absolutely loves to take down bullies my suggestion is this:

Nod and smile, find out who is on your side
Compliment the leader, gain his trust, but do not support him
Make sure you appear not to be a threat but still do not support his views, just nod and smile
Repeat this to his allies, making sure that they really want your compliments (we are all so easily fooled)
Always make sure to compliment them, when they pick up the rulebook and check something or decided to play by the rulebook instead of houserules.
Slowly stop smiling at the leader and complimenting him and instead doing it more towards the others
By now people will have started to adjust to your rules. If you feel secure, you might want to slowly hint that true skills lies in playing by the rulebook and "some" people just hide this with their insecurities,
Support and compliment anyone taking your side but always make sure that it seems that it's their own idea and not yours
Support the new leader that seems to be emerging
Make yourself indespensible to him
Ta da, you are now in control of your group and people think that all your ideas are their own.
And you've done nothing but nod, smile and hand out compliments.
This will work in almost any situation, because humans are fools and we crave attention

Machiavelli would be proud.

Seriously though, Home Depot or Lowe's will cut you a board. Buy a gallon of mismatched gray paint for $5 and some texture. You'll have an urban game board for about $40 and 30min of work. If you wanna get fancy you can use a sharpie to draw lines and drybrush black around them.

If you really wanna go nuts, invite the people you like to a game night and get 5 pizzas for $5. You'd never realize that buying friends is so cheap. Much less work than manipulation.

[Sister Rosette Soulknyt]

Just accusing him of the truths of bullying, cheating, and playing non-fluff by using his own crappy house rules.
Dont suck upto that guy, dont demean yourself by sticking to what you believe, if you know its wrong, then just go over to the guys house when everyones there and tell everyone what you think, how its unfair, and then tell him to stick it.
Make yur own table as suggested, i did.