The EU kicked out your negotiation team. What does that tell you?Firstly it is entirely down to us when to leave. Based of EU laws (yay ironic) we are the only people who can trigger it and only after our own legislature allows for it. Thems the rules. Watch what happens if the EU can't be trusted to abide by its own laws. Also we remain full memebers right up to our departure.
They made very clear: "no negotiation before you left"
And your leave voters will make sure you can't stay. They voted for leave, they want to leave.
You still overestimate the importance of your island.
Don't get me wrong... you WILL get deals. And the deals will make it look like you never left. Minus your vote.
You will not get a better deal than Norway or Switzerland. It is not even clear if you actually will get an equal deal.
Funny that you mention france. Because you know what would actually destroy the EU? You leaving and getting good deals. Because THAT opens up the question: "When they can cherry pick, why can't we too?"