Quote Originally Posted by CoffeeGrunt View Post
I know there's a million hilarious Terry Pratchett quotes, but I'm struggling to think of any particular ones right now. Good excuse to read Guards, Guards! again. Ah well, here's a favourite of mine from the similarly-hilarious Douglas Adams:
Fave bit in Guards Guards! would have to be Nobby, Colon and Carrot trying to figure out how to make their risky shot precisely a million-to-one, which as has been proven, is the sort of shot that actually works nine times in ten.

Potentially controversial.....I rate Pratchett over Adams. Very close run thing though, I just feel Pratchett has more warmth and humanity.