Yep. Time for a silly thread.
For the benefit of the younger crowd, tell us of the dark days of GW, when nothing was as simple as it seemed.
Here's one to kick you off.
Kids today. They don't know they're born. Gaw, when I was knee high to a Gobbo, painting guides were uphill struggles through four mile of snow, and uphill both ways. You and your fancy YouTube videos with clear and precise demonstrations. All I got was close to what follows.
Step 1. Undercoat white!
Step 2. Basecoat with Terracota
Step 3. Now your model is a nicely shaded and highlighted blue.
Step 4. Collect your Golden Demon.
Don't. Know. They're. Born.