Pokemon Go

[Mr Mystery]

I'm allowing for artistic expression and exaggeration for impact.

I was up t'pub tonight, wot happens to be a Pokémon gym. I spent a good hour highly amused at those trying to take it off me - so there's definitely truth to the tale.

[Gotthammer]

THEY WERE NOT PREPARED FOR TROUBLE

[Gotthammer]

Gym leaders revealed:



Approx 5 seconds later:

I can tell Spark tries so hard, to be hip and happenin, to be the very best but at the bottom of the stairs misses the last step and eats it

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Spark looks like the type of guy who would Naruto run down the street singing the pokemon theme song.

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Squints at Spark
Boy are you wearing leather pants that is the WORST attire to go pokemon hunting in WHO DRESSED YOU

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candela: we lost spark the other day
spark: quit telling everyone i'm dead
blanche: sometimes we can still hear his voice

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Candela goes to nice restaurants, Blanche cooks using only organic ingredients, Spark eats an entire bag of chips and calls it dinner

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Spark pronounces pokemon names wrong and Blanche hates it

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candela and blanche getting ready to fight and making serious, intense poses, while spark dabs in the background

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Candela: I will show you Pokemon's true heart through strength!
Blanche: Knowledge is the key to victory
Spark:*wheels past on heelies*

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Blanche: we must seek out pokemon's hidden truth
Candela: we must seal our victory using pokemon
Spark: i can't believe twitter banned milo

[odinsgrandson]

How is it that team instinct ended up as the loser team? This seems like it is universally acknowledged.

Is there something about factions of online gaming that really promotes a sort of false nationalism. You know, how both sides of WoW insist that their rivals are all ten year olds.




By the way- do the different teams actually grant you bonuses?

Also- if they let you join team Rocket, would anyone join any other teams?

[Gotthammer]

How is it that team instinct ended up as the loser team? This seems like it is universally acknowledged.

'cause they suck

team valor's leader: a fiery goddess. absolutely perfect.

team mystic's leader: an icy goddess. absolutely perfect.

team instinct's leader: naruto

By the way- do the different teams actually grant you bonuses?

Nope

[CoffeeGrunt]

Y'see, that's how I'd name my Jolteon. :P

[CoffeeGrunt]

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[odinsgrandson]

Good Comic.

Shame Niantic is from San Francisco

[CoffeeGrunt]

I know, but a fun comic anyway. :P

[Psychosplodge]