Aldramelechs Forum Burp

[Rusty Nail]

So, if I ever see a 6'1" 16st Jock in stilettos in, say, 'The Birdcage' I should assume that you aint he?

Correct

I never go to the Birdcage!

[Hyperion]

Correct

I never go to the Birdcage!

Well, ee would say that wouldn't ee

[scadugenga]

You need strong ankles and quite a lot of practise. Not that I wear them much myself, its bad enough being a 6ft* girl without being 6.5.

*Eight inches or so over the average height of women in the UK, Europe and USA, to put it in perspective.

We'd almost be eye to eye then!

But I'm yet again thankful to be a guy (with all the attendant challenges that entails) and never having the need, or urge to deal with heels.

[Aldramelech]

You've never had a decent run ashore if you aint worn heels and suspenders!

[eldargal]

Rule No. 2 of British Humour: Nothing is funnier than a man dressed as a woman.

[rbryce]

Rule No. 2 of British Humour: Nothing is funnier than a man dressed as a woman.

lol, my step nan almost had a heart attack when i was a teenager after seeing me. At that time i had the whole goth thing going, so there i am walking down the street in 6" platforms, PVC trousers, Man-skirt, tight ripped up tank top, Dreadlocks the colour of the rainbow and a face so pale it looked like i had never seen the sun(clown facepaint is awsome, you can even swim in it!). She drives up to see me mum, and nearly drives off the road. Im soooooo, glad i became more of a gentle hippy(who wears black, green and aubergine) and dont wear any of that cack anymore.

[scadugenga]

You've never had a decent run ashore if you aint worn heels and suspenders!

I think I'll just be thankful I've never experienced this...

Rule No. 2 of British Humour: Nothing is funnier than a man dressed as a woman.

Well, that explains some episodes of Black Adder.

[BlacknightIII]

You need strong ankles and quite a lot of practise. Not that I wear them much myself, its bad enough being a 6ft* girl without being 6.5.

*Eight inches or so over the average height of women in the UK, Europe and USA, to put it in perspective.

As a 6' 4" man I believe the world needs more women of this height!

[Hyperion]

Rule No. 2 of British Humour: Nothing is funnier than a man dressed as a woman.

But what about women with beards?

[Aldramelech]

But what about women with beards?

Or women called "Bob"?