Stupidest things said over a games table

[eldargal]

Does anyone else encounter stuff like this:

A couple of our groups younger members:
"Dude, thats AP14."
"Isn't"
"Look, it says here in the codex, its AP14"
"F*CK YOU, YOUR MUMS AP14!"
"Fair point, well made"

The funniest part, they are brothers, and their mum plays (the dreaded Hive Fleet Chlamydia) and biffed them both on the head after.

[Aldramelech]

"Right then, anything but a 1"

Even said it myself a few times

[harrybuttwhisker]

"what are they doing there?" pointing at unit in the middle of opponents army.

"they're protecting my flanks"

:slaps forehead:

luckily it wasn't me playing otherwise I would have lost due to wetting myself.

"im firing my stealth suits ok" of which there were five

"so thats 45 shots"

"if you say so"

the idiot on both occasions was the same.

[bad moon on afull moon]

ok, iv heard quite a few of the younger kids at my FLGS say that 'all my guard have lascannons'

[SotonShades]

"Do you want to play my Orcs and Goblins against your Space Marines?"

I'm pretty sure the kid had assumed 40k and fantasy were the same, just with different models... I wish I could say this was an isolated incident

[Cossack]

The best for me was during the very first edition of Warhammer. I had an English War of the Roses army and put some Knights and Longbowmen out to play in a large, multi-player game. This kid next to me said I should count my archers as Elves, because "It is a proven fact that the Elven Longbow is better".

[Rusty Nail]

Playing at one table when all I hear floating across from another RPG table

"Right you also get the Gang***g Bonus"

My reply

"I'm playing the wrong game"

[Melissia]

Absolute dumbest thing I've heard over the table was "she's just a girl, go easy on her"...

[david5th]

" my land raider counts as a Rhino, i forgot to bring it."

" Okay fine."

couple of turns into the game

" you can't shoot that, you cant see it."

" i can."

" no it's a rhino. "

[Lerra]

ok, iv heard quite a few of the younger kids at my FLGS say that 'all my guard have lascannons'

One of the top players at my store is constantly getting his names mixed up. He'll mix up Lascannon and Lasgun, Assault Cannon and Autocannon, etc. The mix ups have gotten contagious to the point that 15-year veteran are mixing them up, too.

He's in my DnD group, and you should see the havoc he wrecks on NPC names :P