The Lady of the Lake Calls out to her Valiant Knights!

[Aldramelech]

Hussar!

[Aenir]

no, I will not go north and abandon the people of Brettonia!

[Faultie]

Are you tired of sitting idly in a run down castle? Do you wish to battle the forces of Chaos directly? Would you carry the honor of the Lady to the Troll country and beyond, for a chance to kill the foes of Man?

The Gryphon Legion is looking for fine horsemen and soldiers alike!

[Aenir]

No, I have my own levy of Knights and Peasants to protect my lands!

[eldargal]

Bretonnian silk & cuisine against Kislevite goat furs* and boiled pig and cabbage. Hm.


*I'm all for fur, but you Kislevites need to start combing the poo out before you make clothes out of it.

[Aenir]

Finally, someone sees the light of reason!

Come fair damsel, your castle awaits thee!

[Faultie]

Bretonnian silk & cuisine against Kislevite goat furs* and boiled pig and cabbage. Hm.


*I'm all for fur, but you Kislevites need to start combing the poo out before you make clothes out of it.

Finally, someone sees the light of reason!

Come fair damsel, your castle awaits thee!

Ah, fair Bretonnia; where the women are women, and so are the men.

[eldargal]

That would explain all the victories.

Ah, fair Bretonnia; where the women are women, and so are the men.

[rbryce]

yeah, but vodka! by the bucket(if that ruffian snorri is right)! i think ill stick to some decent Dwari Ale myself. Brettonian beer for pansies who cant hold their drink! Whats the matter lager boy? afraid of the dark? lol.

[Aenir]

Pffft! Its all about the wine!

Dont let the short bearded ones twist you from the truth!