Okay I know this is a bit of a daft idea but me and Bryss were going on about how 'great' Marneus Calgar is and it kinda degenerated into how Calgar is the Chuck Norris of the 41st millenium. Then we kept making up ridiculous (or over-exagurated) achievments done by Calgar like he fought off 1000000000000000000000000000000000000000 grots over the space of 99 minutes. So I decided to see if anyone here would like to play as well. The rules are simple, just post achievments that you could imagine Calgar performing (or just ones that you find hillarious) or even start spreading rumours about Calgar (e.g. is he what the nids are running from?) and please EXAGURATE. So to start off:
A commisar once put a bolt pistol to Calgars head and pulled the trigger. From Calgars point of view the shell took 2 minutes to leave the chamber giving Calgar enough time to cath the shell and throw it back at the comissar, increasing its Strenth to 10 and its Ap to 1. The commisar didnt stand a chance.