Hehe, no in this case it really was a friends boyfriend. Not that I'm denying being a jam fetishist, I do love my jam. Not enough to slather it on boys, though. I don't want little hairs in my jam thank you.
Hang on missed it earlier,
"Now that's what I call a sticky situation...."
However the process of robo-insemination is far too complex for the human mind!