So I'm breaking my Golden Rule. The Golden Rule that states never read the comments.

And I'm doing it because some are just so downright hilarious, they need to be seen to be believed.

For instance, courtesy of The Emprah on the Godbeasts post...

Quote Originally Posted by The Emprah
Sigmaron. Derpest name ever.
Because no culture has ever named anything after a leader ever. Leningrad, Stalingrad, Constantinople, Falklands, Alexandria, Alexandretta, Cambodia, Rhodesia etc were all just conicidences. And the hundreds if not thousands of other places seemingly named after their Founder are likewise purely coincidental.