Like this:

my pet peeve are fic summaries with something deep and obscure that not only tell me nothing about the story but dont MEAN anything theyre just words like

‘When lost eyes lock onto a summer’s shadow, will love make it in the end?? [content warnings]: anal fisting‘
The one advantage of femslash being rarer - the terrible writers don't tend to write it because of lesbophobia so not so much of the grosser and weirder stuff. Of course they still tag the hell out of f/f side pairings in their stories so clog up the tags but at least gives me something to hate read As petty revenge I tag M/M ships who barely show up and encourage my writer friends to do the same