Quotes that never existed

[Drew da Destroya]

You know, you guys have been working pretty hard lately. Why don't you take the afternoon off, maybe have a nice picnic. We'll pick back up tomorrow.

Feth, those new Dark Eldar models look really badass, can't wait to preorder some!

Although they're probably thinking it anyway!

[Erasmus of Baal]

Grey Knights Grand Master:
"Y'know, those Daemonettes are pretty hot, I wonder if I could get a date with one...."

(Off topic, but still) Leroy Jenkins:
"Alright everybody, let's stay calm, stick to the plan. Nobody go charging in, howling like a lunatic!"

Space Marine Captain:
"Oh, this just isn't worth it. C'mon, boys, pack it up--we're going home."

Space Marine Veteran, on Terminator Armor:
"That stuff just looks so stupid, can't I just go back to my carapace armor? It was so comfortable--and fashionable, too!"

[JxKxR]

Ork Boy "Nah we don't need any more boyz we don't wanna go all overkill on em"

Kroot "I'm not eating that"

Commisar "RETREAT!!!"

Khorne Berzerker "Can't we all just get along"

Me to Games Workshop "50 bucks for a little plastic tank I'd be happy to pay that! Actually thats seems to cheap heres $100"

[Legoklods]

You are doing it right people!
Keep it comming...

[SotonShades]

Mechanicus Adept;
"Don't replace my arm with that bionic one. I kinda like the flesh"

Leman Russ Commander;
"You know what? I really can't be bothered to hit them with me sword..."

Tyranid Hive Tyrant;
"You know old chap, maybe we could resolve our differences over a negotiating table? I'd hate to have to eat and consume your entire planet"

[Master Bryss]

"S'alright Grot. Just try to do it right next time, it's OK if you take a while..."- A Runtherd.

"I'm not Alpharius!"- Heresy era Alpha Legionnare.

"THE AGONY! AAAAUUGH!"- Someone shot by a lasgun.

"You stupid priest! You're only supposed to walk diagonally!"- IG Officer to a bishop.

[The Imperator]

"I want a magic set for my birthday" Khorne

[Pendragon38]

careful where you aim that, you'll shot your eye out with that pee-shooter :IG Captain to cadet

[Drew da Destroya]

Screw the book, let's try something really off the wall!

There's too many of them! Fall back, brothers! Fall back!

Look, ya weedy git, it lookz just like Mork!

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[imperialsavant]

Horus at the Assault on Terra-- "For the Emperor"--"Ahhgh by the Gods, those old habits do die hard!"