Dear Aldramelech,
As an ancient sun god who demands child sacrifice, do you have any pointers on starting a really kickass sacrificial pyre?
Dear Aldramelech,
All the other Banshees at the Shrine of the Grumpy Wench hate me because I'm prettier than them, what should I do?
Oh god its 1am.
Ask not the EldarGal a question, for she will give you three answers, all of which are puns and terrifying to know. Back off man, I'm a feminist. Ia! Ia! Gloppal Snode!
To a New Yorker like you a hero is some kinda weird sandwich, not some nut who takes on three Tigers!
Dear Aldramelech,
Recently, I was attempting PFGE analysis to serotype bacteria in a series of samples (~40). However, most of our isolates yielded uninterpretable results due to highly degraded bands.
My question: Since I am sure that my own methodology is technically sound, how can I convince my boss that this an issue of poor sample collection and culturing by the lab techs, not a case of methylated DNA preventing the restriction enzymes from effectively cutting?
I'm not one to answer a question with a question normally, but there' always a time to cut cards with the Devil so here goes:
Which one of the Lab techs has spurned your advances Faultie? How did it start, a stolen glance across the microscope? Did your hands brush as she passed you a slide? Is it the way she pins up her hair with a pen?
What imagined slight has driven you to think that your life would be better if you could just get her sacked?
Stride across the lab tomorrow, take her in your arms and shout "I love you ******* it!"
Everything will be fine.
To a New Yorker like you a hero is some kinda weird sandwich, not some nut who takes on three Tigers!
Ask not the EldarGal a question, for she will give you three answers, all of which are puns and terrifying to know. Back off man, I'm a feminist. Ia! Ia! Gloppal Snode!