I think I've found the worst joke in the world - laughy taffy style.

[Hive Mind]

There are two fish in a tank. One turns to the other and says "can you drive this thing?"

[Psychosplodge]

Two atoms were walking down the street when one suddenly says "I think I've lost an electron!"

"Are you sure?" said the other one.

"Yeah," the first one replied. "I'm positive!"

[eldargal]

Worst joke I've ever heard was a LOTR themed one:

Why is the Witch King of Angmar so grumpy?

Because he has an Angnail.

[Drunkencorgimaster]

A fish is swimming along and hits a big concrete wall. Shaking its head in pain it exclaims "Dam!"

[Necron2.0]

Alaskan Jokes:

Joke One:
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Q: What's an Arctic Fox?

A: An Eskimo woman with all her teeth.


Joke Two:
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Required Terminology
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Cheechako = noob
Sourdough = veteran Alaskan
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This cheechako walks into a bar and asks an old sourdough, "What must I do to become a true sourdough like you?"

The sourdough slugs back his whiskey and says, "Well, young'n, it's simple. All you need to do is drink a fifth of 'Yukon Jack.' Then, you need to wrestle a Grizzly. After that, you need to make love to an Eskimo woman. Do all that," said the sourdough with a wink, "and you'll be one of us."

"I can do that," said the young man as he snatched a bottle off the bar. He downed it in one go and marched briskly out the door.

Several minutes later, a horrible commotion of growls and screams came from up the road, ending with the sound of something large crashing through the woods.

A few more minutes later, the young man came staggering back into the bar. He was a bloody and tattered mess, barely able to stand.

"Aww 'right, old man," slurred the cheeckako, "sho ... wheresh this Eshkimo woman I'm shupposed to wrestle?"

[Hive Mind]

Batman and the Joker are fighting. This particular bout has been going on some time so in order to finish it quickly Batman picks up a vase, hits Joker over the head with it and says "t'pau". The Joker falls to the ground, then looks up, confused. "Don't you mean 'kapow', Batman?" he asks. "No," Batman says "I had china in my hand".

[fuzzbuket]

Q:why did the chicken cross the road?
INTERUPT: SCRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAACCCCCCCHHHHHHH HHH *THUMP* *brooom*

A: we shall never know.


(he was hit by a car)

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Q:do you want to hear a joke?

A: you.

(hahah kidding on)

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thats my 2 best the rest of my jokes would send you insane! (in a bad way!)