So, as I'm sure you know, every religion on the face of the planet seems to have an End of The World scenario built into it somewhere. Often, they are prefigured by signs and portents.
This year, I suspect I have seen some of them; signs that humanity is doomed, and that there is no escape from our inevitable demise at the hands of a cruel and capricious universe.
The first of these, I observed in October. I randomly switched to channel 20 after a particularly good episode of Doctor Who, and was rewarded with the atrocity that is "Hair Battle Spectacular". I have no idea what was going through the mind of its creators, but it is, without a shadow of a doubt, one of the signs that humanity simply does not deserve to go on.
Then, today, driving home on icy roads through a darkening world, on my radio I hear... [URL="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wkWo2srE7nY"]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wkWo2srE7nY[/URL]
WHHHHHHHHHHHHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY?!
...
Ahem.
Needless to say, we're all doomed, and nothing can be done to save us.