A tribute to the best and greatest thread in the world: Off Topic

[Deadlift]

It's not that difficult to understand. I store a lot of my unused stuff under the bed. As I'm moving house I'm starting to haul this stuff out. Today I found a crap ton of forgotton minis. Amongst them loads of metal grey knights. I'm going to paint strip them and repaint them

[Tzeentch's Dark Agent]

Even found 2 oop inquisitors in TDA too.

I hope you didn't find anything in me you kinky b@stard.

[Kirsten]

after six hours at work, and then another six hours at work moving the entire shop's stock around, I am now sore and tired and hungry.

[Kirsten]

I believe I have discovered the essence of time travel. whilst in town tonight I passed two drunk chavs whose conversation proceeded thusly:

'I'm going to ****ing deck you'
'come on then'
'I'm going to ****ing deck you'
'come on then'
'I'm going to ****ing deck you'
'come on then'
'I'm going to ****ing deck you'
'come on then'
'I'm going to ****ing deck you'
'come on then'

and continued thus until I was out of earshot. clearly drunken chavs create some sort of temporal instability and they were trapped in a loop. if I can get enough drunk chavs together and harness that energy, I shall be unstoppable.

[Deadlift]

It's the usual, "if I shout louder and act more aggressive than you then you might get scared and back off trick" usually because neither party actually wants to get into a fight but can't lose face. Pathetic usual chav attitude.

[Lukas The Trickster]

It's the usual, "if I shout louder and act more aggressive than you then you might get scared and back off trick" usually because neither party actually wants to get into a fight but can't lose face. Pathetic usual chav attitude.

Indeed, its my observation that the ones who really will hit you don't tend to waste any time squaring up to you beforehand. Anything else is just usually bravado, particularly when alcohol is involved.

[eldargal]

Humans are some of the greatest endurance athletes in the animal kingdom. As far as I know, only wolves can outpace us over long distances. Maybe bears, too.

Yup. In terms of pure distance travelled (not including speed, in other words) I read we can outdistance any animal, bands of fit humans can travel 40km a day with minimal baggage, wolves 20 or so.

[Lukas The Trickster]

wolves 20 or so.

With or without baggage?

[Gotthammer]

I linked it before (I think) [URL="http://friendlytroll.tumblr.com/post/57744848364/astrakiseki-prokopetz"]but this is quite relevant[/URL].

[eldargal]

With or without baggage?

Wolves have yet to invent the pawbag.