When SM's poo, and other amazing 40K mysteries

[therealjohnny5]

yeah, i think you may be assuming too much from a poo thread...not sure there was ever too much seriousness attached to this one...just as i planned...one more step towards world domination...MWAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!.....uh... i mean, time for coffee?

[david5th]

This is win in a box. And any seriousness this thread may have once had is long gone...

Did this thread have any seriousness in the first place?

[Dark_Templar]

deleted due to DT being too eager to reply.

[Subject Keyword]

Space Marine's poo is siphoned into their skulls.
It would explain a lot.

[Extinction Angel]

On the command deck of the Planet Killer, Abaddon plans his 14th Black Crusade...

Captain: Lord, do you think it wise to invade that deep into Tyranid held space?
Abaddon: You doubt me!?
Captain: My appologies Lord, it's just that they call them the Great Devourer for a reason.
Abaddon: Yes you fool, I know that. But I have a plan. We will send in the Berserkers.
Captain: Ther Berserkers? Alone? With no support?
Abaddon: Yes you insolent cur. You see...nothing can digest Khorne.

[Jiggs]

On the command deck of the Planet Killer, Abaddon plans his 14th Black Crusade...

Captain: Lord, do you think it wise to invade that deep into Tyranid held space?
Abaddon: You doubt me!?
Captain: My appologies Lord, it's just that they call them the Great Devourer for a reason.
Abaddon: Yes you fool, I know that. But I have a plan. We will send in the Berserkers.
Captain: Ther Berserkers? Alone? With no support?
Abaddon: Yes you insolent cur. You see...nothing can digest Khorne.

Hah I love it "Nothing can digest khorne" (corn) that made my day

[Grotzooka]

Ba dump TSH!