Stupidest things said over a games table

[Melissia]

That's not stupid, that's the stuff of legends.

Even better?

Sometimes... it works.

[DarkLink]

The most stupid thing I've done is insist that Ahriman couldn't use multiple psychic powers. Yeah, I wasn't paying attention on that one.

[Connjurus]

The most stupid thing I've done is insist that Ahriman couldn't use multiple psychic powers. Yeah, I wasn't paying attention on that one.

I would've had to make sure to then summarily use Gift of Chaos three times every turn until I'd turned your whole army into spawn.

[Connjurus]

Even better?

Sometimes... it works.

Oh, definitely. Like the time my last surviving firewarrior charged into a squad of Black Templar Assault Marines and proceeded to spend the rest of the game locked in combat.

Assault Marines: 0
Firewarrior Shas'ui: 4

That's right. He killed five of them. He got a cape, a second shoulder pad, and a black templar power sword in its scabbard to go across his back. That's how awesome it was.

[Sister Rosette Soulknyt]

At our local gaming store monthly 40k tournament day.
kid as he pulls out his 40k army "are we playing 40k today?"

[The Imperator]

"I've decided im going to start a necron army!"

[CitizenZero]

Some of my favorites:

"That's broken."

"Man, you are so lucky!"

[Chris Copeland]

One thing you hear a lot of gamers say around here when they encounter an uber-powerful unti or some combo they didn't expect is, "That's gay!"

Example: a Blood Angel dread has fleet... the ork player didn't expect it (having never seen a fleet dreadnought before). The BA dread goes on a rampage killing scads of orks...

Ork player: Dude, that fleet dread is GAY!
BA player: I agree! It's totally gay! I just pwned you!

I always chuckle when I hear younger players say this. They don't seem to be saying it with any malice like one might have heard a generation ago. It's almost like listening to the characters from South Park talk.

So as far as I can tell, gay means "super powerful" around the 40k table tops around here!

[BlacknightIII]

"I've decided im going to start a necron army!"

Saying it isnt stupid its just a joke!
Doing it is very stupid.
Making it so you either win or draw 90% of the time, now thats a miracle.

For me the dumbest thing said was
"Your bringing Necrons to the 'Ard Boyz?! Your gonna get crushed!"

I took 2nd place :P

[Kelbor hal]

"Okay, now I'm gonna' penertrate your rear armour!"

I was uncomfortable standing up for the next few hours .