The cheer up thread.

[Mr Mystery]

Quad guitars means theres too many people in your band
Your CDs still only sell for £5-£15 so you're doing yourself out of money.

I think they heard you....

[Psychosplodge]

Which one's the fourth guitarist? I see three and a bass player but if you want to call that four guitars then they're the exception to the rule considering they can afford to fly round the would in their own branded 747

[Mr Mystery]

But Splodge did not specify the Bass Guitar did not count as a Guitar.

Silly Splodge

[Psychosplodge]

[Mr Mystery]

Also, I think Bruce occasionally does some service on the Widdlywahs as well?

Not 100% - I know he can play, but being able to play, and playing during their songs are two different things.

But love love love seeing Baby Metal make more head way. Metal 'fans' who object to them really need to lighten up. Or possibly go listen to their 'AngloDoomGore' by 'You've Probably Never Heard Of Them' alone. In a darkened room. In Mummy and Daddy's house.

[Psychosplodge]

I think I've seen him with an acoustic on stage, but when everyone else had wandered off for a drink.

[Mr Mystery]

Ah.

The Brucie Bonus.

[Psychosplodge]

I'm a Vimes man through and through, but the Aching series is also excellent.

‘You can’t arrest the commander of an army!’

‘Actually, Mr. Vimes, I think we could,’ said Carrot. ‘And the army, too. I mean, I don’t see why we can’t. We could charge them with behavior likely to cause a breach of the peace, sir. I mean, that’s what warfare IS.’

Vimes’s face split in a manic grin. ‘I LIKE it.’

‘But in fairness our–that is, the Ankh-Morpork army–are also–’

‘Then you’d better arrest them, too,’ said Vimes. ‘Arrest the lot of ‘em. Conspiracy to cause an affray,’ he started to count on his fingers, ‘going equipped to commit a crime, obstruction, threatening behavior, loitering with intent, loitering WITHIN tent, hah, traveling for the purposes of committing a crime, malicious lingering and carrying concealed weapons.’

[CoffeeGrunt]

I need to get the second Nightswatch book. Guards, Guards! was fantastic.

[Asymmetrical Xeno]