Ultimate zombie rifle

[Psychosplodge]

Never found a deer stood in the middle of the road?

No actually. Seen plenty of signs for them, but never actually seen one on the road. They would be about big enough to damage a car, but a 4x4 should do ok.

I have, they're big f*****s

[DarkLink]

They would be about big enough to damage a car, but a 4x4 should do ok.

No. Not a good bet.

[Uncle Nutsy]

A good suggestion, but your average person will have no idea how to drive one, nor have easy access to one whereas 4x4's are everywhere.

maybe not at first but seeing as a person has all the time in the world to learn, there ya go.

[Wildeybeast]

maybe not at first but seeing as a person has all the time in the world to learn, there ya go.

You'd still have to trek around looking for one, so you'd want a 4x4 for that task anyway. Given the zombies won't last more than a few weeks, there seems little point.

As for the deer issue, there is bugger all reason I would want to go to the countryside during the zompocalypse. I can get away from the puny zombies by simply going into my house and locking the door, so deer really aren't an issue.

[Uncle Nutsy]

dammit wildey, you're going against the 'rule of cool'.

[Psychosplodge]

As for the deer issue, there is bugger all reason I would want to go to the countryside during the zompocalypse. I can get away from the puny zombies by simply going into my house and locking the door, so deer really aren't an issue.

Countryside? They're in the cities!

but probably not for long if zombies eat/kill anything that moves they can catch...
I was merely justifying there is a reason to have bull bars, beyond educating pedestrians to where they should have been on the carriageway lol.

[DarkLink]

If you'd rather avoid deer than zombies, you might need to sort out your priorities. Deer are food. Zombies aren't.

[Necron2.0]

Deer are food. Zombies aren't.

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Says you.

[DarkLink]

Well, if you want to catch the zombie virus, go ahead and eat all you want.

[Psychosplodge]

Mmmm tasty tasty zombie virus...